User:EmpressMaia

Just fucking sitting what is the point of this fucking sitting, you're sitting there, SITTING SITTING SITTING, IT STRIKES YOU, IM SITTING HERE DELUDED, now ya think about it how do you other people think? Well that's a good question you can't really know that, so you sit there staring at people like a freak trying to get inside their mind, ya get inside their head ya sit there, you're still fucking sitting, sitting sitting sitting, What am I a therapist? Do I care about your problems? Is it really sitting? Am I standing in a sitting position? So you come up with a way to do abs while sitting, it works sure but you're still fucking sitting, it doesn't remove the fact you're sitting, ya try dancing sure that is standing with extra steps. BUT IS IT? You're still fucking roaming in a position, ya try pacing pace pace pace, people say you're a psychopath, alright ya try running, ya cant run in the room across from across that scares people, ya try laying back relaxing, does not work you're still thinking, now ya think about it for a moment. Am I insane? Well people who are insane don't wanna tell themselves they are insane because ya know NO ONE WANTS TO BE INSANE, now ya sit there, FUCKING SITTING AGAIN, You stop sitting altogether ya get a standing desk, now ya stand all the time, ya get smug about it. SOMETIMES YA SIT SURE, fuck it what is the point, ya spiral you're sitting down spiraling, ya sit there thinking about what to do, ya plan a week ahead ya sit there ya HAVE to keep the act up, you're message you were righting gets fucking deleted halfway through! Is this clarity? no it's not its a moment of realization, realization ya can't write that down ya have a notepad of this the corner is a backup, now ya sit there THINKING am I really here in this moment FUCKING SITTING? No of course not I am typing thoughts onto a keyboard I memorized, cleaned, worked for, bought due to capitalism and fucking turbo tax is lobbying the us government so you have to use their apps, NOT JUST TURBO TAX. Now as you think this there is a moment of clarity, since you're so fucking smart why don't you act it? Well it hits you ya sit there, and you're stumped ya cant clarify for him, ya HAVE to sit there. Ya sit there ya think about it ya broke your phone sure ya sit there, you you you you you, does it matter? Sitting sitting sitting sitting, keeps fucking bugging you, obsession it strikes everyone, everyone obsesses it bugs you clarity never hits, ya sit there like a researcher of the mind, ya sit there ya stop focusing on the mind ya start focusing on the body, the body? No the mind is connected to the body so you have to use the mind to think about the body, it hits you, You're fucking insane.

Send someone to skyrat:

 global._link(src, "byond://skyrat13.tk:22094?redirect=1")

ON

 *

IN

 global.clients

WHERE

 ckey = "ckey"

Give everyone penguin ears: UPDATE /mob/living/carbon/human SET speech_span = global._new(/obj/item/organ/internal/ears/penguin), #null = speech_span.Insert(src, TRUE), speech_span = null

Table slam one person to death: call tablepush(marked, marked) on /obj/structure/table where z = 2

Table slam EVERYONE to death: CALL tablepush(global._pick_list(global.alive_player_list), global._pick_list(global.alive_player_list)) ON /obj/structure/table

Shoelace goblin: sdql CALL global.priority_announce("Uh oh, shoelace goblin activity is spiking in your sector. Watch out!") ON * IN usr; CALL adjust_laces(2) on /obj/item/clothing/shoes;

When I feel like being evil: call vomit(2) ON /mob/living/carbon

When I feel like crashing the server(and being evil): UPDATE /turf/closed/wall IN

 global.station_turfs

SET

 #null = global._new(/obj/machinery/power/supermatter_crystal, [src]),
 #null = src.ScrapeAway()